A few of you might be tempted to think this is some kind of put on, but it's not. I decided to see if I could get a picture of me getting down to the root, even for just a second, and on my first try, maybe with the extra motivation of waiting for the camera timer, I held it about 3 seconds (still almost puked, thought not as much that time).
There is hope. Still need advice, though. For every one brief, partial success there are 20 failures. Man,if I lean how to do this, I'm gonna suck every dick within 100 miles...
Someone buy me a drink!*
*A drink of you know what...
